I can't take that risk."

 


An elderly American couple went on holiday to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. 
The undertaker explained to the husband that "You can have her shipped home for $5,000 or you can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150." 
The man thought about it and told him that he would just have his wife shipped home. 
The undertaker was surprised. He asked the man: "Why would you spend $5,000 to have your wife shipped home when it would be wonderful for her to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" 
The husband replied: "Long ago, a man died here, was buried, and three days later he rose from the dead. I can't take that risk." 

By Covenant 

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