Stay away from trouble

 
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There I was sitting at the juice bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker comes in and steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears. 
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying." 
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. 
I left my wallet in the cab I took home then my dog bit me." "So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing! But that's enough about me, how's your day going?" 

By Covenant 

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